the top ten signs that you are bisexual

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the top ten signs that you are bisexual

Not gay, not straight, but bisexual. They say women are the true bisexuals. That for men, it’s just a halfway house between straight and gay. Women, on the other hand, can really swing to and fro with fluid sexuality.

September 10, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You Are Bisexual – Sent in by: PurpleRose

No name – There was this one time I couldn’t decide whether to watch the NBA finals or the Miss Universe coronation night.

Khittie Kat – When I look at girls with big boobs, I get confused. I don’t know if naiinggit lang ako, or if may gusto ako sa kanila.

Billy – I find girls who look like boys, hot.

Maximo – Pag nandito sa Pilipinas, may asawa. Pag nasa Saudi, may boyfriend.

Astroboy – Pag pinagpapantasyahan mo si mare sa isipan mo, laging kasama niya si pare.

Stubborn Mheann – We asked a friend we suspected to be gay if he was straight or gay, his answer: “or.”

No name – I’m the only guy my lesbian girlfriend finds attractive. If not me, she’d be with a girl.

Ms GM – I have both a girlfriend and a boyfriend.

Dealmasen – If you find both Bella and Edward hot.

Yuanito – If you are decreasing the volume of this radio show because your parents might hear the topic and you’re not ready to start a conversation w/ them regarding bisexuality.

DJ Gambit – When straight porn isn’t available, you’re okay with gay or lesbian porn.

Gab – If you’re a chickboy: puwede sa chick, puwede sa boy.

Chubbygoddess – I have a girlfriend, but all my exes were men.

Jack of Hearts – If you’re practicing “self-help”, then you get confused whether you were fantasizing about a girl or a boy.

Uglykidjoey – We have a friend who, whenever he talks about his exes, confuses his pronouns. He constantly switches between “he” and “she”.

Oscar Dela Hopia – When singing a duet at a karaoke, you want to sing both male and female parts.

Chinitoguy – We have a cousin who claims she’s lesbian, but we suspect she’s straight, but traumatized by men.

Llana – If you want both the bird and the bee.

Xander Holmes/Rednax – I know someone who has sex only with girls, but watches only gay porn.

Alikabok – If you’re having sex with your girlfriend on her bed, but you find yourself staring at her David Beckham poster above her headboard.

Dru – I’ve had 7 girlfriends and 5 boyfriends.

Jerguin22 – According to Virginia Woolf, great writers of all-time are 100% bisexuals.

Lucio – If naihahambing mo ang sarili mo sa TV remote – UNIVERSAL.

No name – One time, at the MRT, a guy came in, holding hand with his girlfriend with one hand, then groping my crotch with the other hand.

DJ Gambit – If you get into relationships with girls, but your flings are with guys, para di mabubuntis.

No name – At our dorm, there’s this guy who’s straight by day, night-crawler by night.

Caramello – If you’re torn between a gay guy and a lesbian.

Blitzkrieg – If you want to be the “poker” and the “pokee” at the same time.

Beverly – If you want to get it on with Chico AND Delamar.

Psy-vels – When I caught my boyfriend with his ex, I got confused. I didn’t know kung nagseselos ako sa boyfriend ko, o dun sa maganda niyang ex.

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