The Top Ten Fight Quotes

March 31, 2009 → The Top Ten Fight Quotes – RC & Cess

Ellen – “Mas makakapal pa sa mukha mo cheap foundation mo!”
PurpleRose – “You think I’m a bitch? I already know that!”
No name – (a scene from a telenovela) Coco: “Sabi ng mga tao, pokpok ka!” Cherry Pie: “Epal!”
Toki – (I went back to the store where I bought rice that turned out cold and dikit-dikit na and threw the rice at the lady) “Ang binili ko kanin, hindi puto! tignan mo, nag-boncs pa sa mukha mo!”
No name – A lady was looking for a parking slot in a full parking lot. As soon as she saw one and was about to move in, suddenly a guy in another car sped up and took the space. As he was leaving, the guy said “it pays to be fast” The woman backed up her car a bit, then went on to crash into the guy’s car. She went down and said “it pays to be rich…”
Fermat’s Last Theorem – From Magic: the Gathering: “Change your mind…or I will change it for you.”
Genovia – (A city girl went to a remote barrio and asked for water) Girl: “Where ba galing yung water?” Matanda: “Sa ilog.” Girl: “Yuckers! You mean, drini-drink niyo po yan?” Matanda: “Duh! Bakit, sa city ba chinu-chew niyo?”
Oscar dela Hopia – Mom: “Ayusin mo kama mo!” Anak: “Nay, bakit pa? Eh magugulo din naman yan ulit. Para lang akong nagmahal tapos masasaktan lang muli!”
Oscar dela Hopia – “I’m not a snob, I’m just just ignoring you.”
John Rich – (In a heated HS Debate Class) Guy 1: “Why should I?” Guy 2: “YOU SHOULD I!”
a.i.d. – Elephant: “Kadiri ka, may boobs ka sa likod!” Camel: “Mas kadiri ka, my titi ka sa face!”
Starfish – Girl: “Are you stalking me?” Guy: “Hello, I’m not stalking to you! You’re da one nga stalking to me!”
Frederique – Letter of a classmate to the boy she secretly had a crush on: “Dear Nathan, excuse me! Wala akong crush sa yo! In fact, I hate you! Love, Feliza.”
Genovia – (on a jeepney) Girl: “Manong, di pa ba tayo aalis?” Driver: “Wala pang laman eh.” Girl: “Eh anong tawag niyo sa kin, sabaw?”
Afterglow – Robbie Williams: “You shouldn’t start a fight with ugly people, they’ve got nothing to lose.”
Famous Marcus – A disgruntled customer came in shouting her complaints. Customer Rel. Officer: “Ma’am, wag niyo ko sigawan, di niyo ko asawa!”
Astroboy – Manliligaw: “Prangkahin mo nga kao, sasagutin mo ba ko o hindi?” Girl: “Hindi.” Manliligaw: “Ang prangka mo naman…”
Marissa – When mom asked her son to fix his bed, he said: “Why fix it when it’ll be messed up again later?” When dinnertime came, there was no food. Son asked why, and his mom said: “Why feed you when you’ll go hungry again later?” The boy went up and fixed his bed.
Boknoi – Wife: “Walanghiya ka!” Husband: “Mas walanghiya ka!” Wife: “Pangit!” Husband: “Mas pangit ka!” Wife: “Siraulo!” Husband: “Mas siraulo ka!” Wife: “Supot!” Husband: “Yun nga lang…”
Ang Manunusok – Pulis: “Sumuko na kayo!” Kriminal: “Susuko lang kami kung mase-spell mo yung salitang ceasefire!” Pulis: “C…E…uhm…tuloy ang labannn!!!”
RC & Cess – Guy: “Wag mo kong dudurin!” Girl: “Bakit?” Guy: “Kasi di mo ko palamunin!” Girl: “Puwes, wag mo kong sisigawan!” Guy: “Bakit?” Girl: “Kasi nasa library tayo…”
Bluetopaz – Text exchange between me and my husband’s mistress. Me: “You’re a whore! Pumapatol sa asawa ko!” Mistress: “Sino bang asawa mo?” Me: “Bakit, ilan ba ang asawang nilalandi mo?” Mistress: “Kung sino man ang asawa mo, siya ang awayin mo, wag ako!”
Astrboy – Boyfriend: “Whisper to me those three words that will light my fire…: Girlfriend: “Go. To. Hell.”
Ang Manunusok – Intern: “Do you know who who’re talking to, you sonofabitch?” Doctor: “No.” Intern: “Whew! Buti nalang…”
John Rich – From a Pinoy action movie: “Bumili ka na ng salbabida mo…dahil lulutang ka sa SARILI MONG DUGO!!!”
Arch.Pao – Away ng prutas. An0ng sinabi ni apple nung tumingin sa kanya si pinya? Apple: “Ikaw, anong tinitingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin mo diyan?”
RVincent – Imelda Marcos: “They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God all they found were shoes…beautiful shoes.”
Benjamin Buttones – “Nakatikim ka na ba ng mag-asawang sampal sa alas dose ng umaga? Puwes magkita tayo bukas, may panty ka man o wala.”
RC & Cess – Bulag: “Ba’t ang sama mo makatingin? Suntukan nalang!” Duling: “Ayoko nga, pagtulungan niyo pa ko!”

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to gladden you.

from chico garcia. :)

April 2, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You’re Cheap – Joeshred

Smiles-a-lot – You are cheap if each time you’re horny you go to those theaters showing two films and get some sexy time there.
Joeshred – The last time you bought a girl a drink, you had to add water, sugar and ice.
Twylyt – If you didn’t pay your share during a dinner for your dad because, “Hindi ako nabusog.”
RC & Cess – A friend once went to Starbucks, not to buy coffee, but to ask for hot water and skimmed milk. Tapos dun pa sa loob mismo nagtimpla ng instant coffee sa sachet.
Gooey Kablooey – I know someone who goes to the expensive stores in Greenbelt 5 just to see which fakes she’ll buy in Divisoria.
Joeshred – You buy 2-ply tissue paper and separate it so it goes twice as far.
Hellgirl – Kung ikaw mismo ang gumagawa ng chismis tungkol sa yo na ikakalat ng mga kapitbahay mo.
Hakunamatata – Kapag ang lipgloss mo ay ang mantika ng adobong kinain mo.
Chill – If all your clothes are genuine branded clothes, but they all look fake on you.
Acer – I never send Xmas or New Year texts. I just wait for someone to text me first, then I simply reply: “Same to you!”
Maximo – Kapag pumapatol ka sa mga 40-year-old na pokpok na nag-aalok ng, “kahit pangkape lang…”
Mr. Perk – I know someone who skips breakfast and lunch if he’s eating a buffet dinner para daw mas sulit.
Charmville – I know a family who displays on a shelf boxes and boxes of perfumes, liquors, etc., but if you check them, each one is empty.
Sasha Purse – If you say stuff like: “Sosyal ako, tae ka!”
No name – We had a teacher in HS who’d ask us to bring sampaguita everyday so she could rub the flowers on her skin as perfume.
Oscardelah0pia – If hinuhugasan mo ang c0nd0m na ginamit mo para magamit mo ulit next time.
Gracia – If you never order coffee, but you always ask whoever you’re with, “Akin nalang yung refill ha?”
Ynaki – You go on a first date and you pay the waiter with GC’s.
Boknoi – An officemate of mine attended a wedding where “S.R.” (a petite female singer who was a product of a singing contest) was a guest performer at the reception. After singing a couple of songs, she plugged her album. No big deal right? But the guests were surprised when, out of nowhere, she opened a box full of her CD’s and literally sold her album at the reception!
Coolproof – True story: a millionaire lives in a squatters area in Tondo and requires his wife to use only one sanitary napkin per day during her period.
Pitugo – I have an officemate who keeps the same toothpick in his wallet and uses it everytime we eat out.
Brandon – When your date looks at the restaurant bill, then you, then back to the bill.
Flying G – We were drinking at a bar and didn’t have money for pulutan. When the people at the table beside us left, we took their popcorn.
Pipit - Cheap ka kung pinapalitan mo ang mga luma mong lipsticks sa mga tester sa cosmetics counter.
No name – While eating at a resto in G4, my date took out a hardboiled egg from her purse and gave it to me saying: “Pinagluto kita…” Sweet, but cheap.
Camilla Rosa – In HS, my classmate fished out coins from a wishing fountain and used it as her jeepney fare.
Jackie - Our Vice-President’s Valentine’s gift to his wife? A cake he received from a client.
Elka – I know of a person who doesn’t turn on the bathroom light to save on electricity bills and just leaves the door slightly open to let some light in, so you can almost see her peeing or pooping when she’s inside.
C.VanillaBen – Yung mga mukhang madungis pero blonde ang buhok.
Maynman - Star baseball player in the US earns about $10 million per year, but is reputed to collect the used soap of his teammates after the game to be brought to his house.
Billog – My dentist is also my sister. She’s cheap because when I’m her patient, she doesn’t use gloves, kasi ako lang naman daw.
Gorgeous Bitch – My boss goes on an expensive trip to Europe but brings a box of instant coffee as his baon, kasi mahal daw kape dun.
Patrick M. – You play badminton regularly but you never bring shuttlecocks.
TDL – You’re cheap if you remove your clothes in front of a webcam in exchange for a load. (Chico: Yuck, people do this? Which website? Hahaha!)

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classmates, sympathetic.

Hiiii! It has been two months since I last shared things about me.

I got my grades this morning and I'm loath to admit that most of my classmates failed, then I passed :)) hahaha. JOKE! Of course I feel very charmed and blessed and bibo haha.. but it is just not very happy this time. I really love my friends and it's hard and painful to see them chap-fallen, trying to realize their failures. :(

anyway..that's life. We'll just do better next time. :)

After getting my grades, I went to Issetan Cubao and bought myself a new pair of gloves and a black sando. :D My prize for having good grades!

THAT'S ALL! LIFE, incomplete. thank Him for everything.. GOODNIGHT!

Making your mark on the world is hard. If it were easy, everybody would do it. But it's not. It takes patience, it takes commitment, and it comes with plenty of failure along the way. The real test is not whether you avoid this failure, because you won't. it's whether you let it harden or shame you into inaction, or whether you learn from it; whether you choose to persevere.

- Barack Obama

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ROCK ICON.

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effective study skills

Effective Study skills are about more than understanding
Effective study skills must be practiced in order for you to improve. It is not enough to simply "think about" studying; you have to actually do it, and in the process use information from what you do to get better. This is the central idea of this page. All that follows depends on this single concept. There is a saying that goes like this: "Practice doesn't make perfect; perfect practice makes perfect." If you want to be an achiever, take this saying to heart.
The value of a schedule
Before you even begin to think about the process of studying, you must develop a schedule. If you don't have a schedule or plan for studying, then you will not have any way of allocating your valuable time when the unexpected comes up. A good, well thought out schedule can be a lifesaver. It's up to you to learn how develop a schedule that meets your needs, revise it if necessary, and most important, follow it.
A schedule saves time
All schedules should be made with the idea that they can be revised. A good schedule keeps you from wandering off course. A good schedule, if properly managed, assigns time where time is needed, but you've got to want to do it!
Making every hour count
A schedule should take into account every class, laboratory, lecture, social event, and other work in which you engage. There are givens such as classes and so on that have to be incorporated. You must focus on the other "free time" available and how you will use it. Make a weekly schedule and block off the 24 hour day in one hour increments. Indicate times for classes, labs, lectures, social, and work time. Also block off a period for sleeping each day. With what is left over, plan time for study. This gives you a rough road map of the time available. Of course, you can revise your schedule as circumstances warrant.
When to study
The problem of when to study is critical. A good rule of thumb is that studying should be carried out only when you are rested, alert, and have planned for it. Last minute studying just before a class is usually a waste of time.
Studying for lecture courses
If your study period is before the lecture class, be sure you have read all the assignments and made notes on what you don't understand. If the study period is after the lecture class, review the notes you took during class while the information is still fresh.
Studying for recitation courses
For classes that require recitation, such as foreign language, be sure to schedule a study period just before the class. Use the time to practice. Sometimes, practice with others can help sharpen your skills in a before-class study period.
Making and revising a schedule
Don't be afraid to revise your schedule. Schedules are really plans for how you intend to use your time. If your schedule doesn't work, revise it. You must understand that your schedule is to help you develop good study habits. Once you have developed them, schedule building becomes easier.
The Process of Study
How to use your time
Time is the most valuable resource a student has. It is also one of the most wasted of resources. The schedule you develop should guide you in how to allocate the available time in the most productive manner. Sticking to your schedule can be tough. Don't dribble away valuable time. Avoiding study is the easiest thing in the world. It's up to you to follow the schedule you prepared. A good deal of your success in high school or college depends on this simple truth.
Where to study
You can study anywhere. Obviously, some places are better than others. Libraries, study lounges or private rooms are best. Above all, the place you choose to study should not be distracting. Distractions can build up, and the first thing you know, you're out of time and out of luck. Make choosing a good physical environment a part of your study habits.

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"sana" GRADES

JAMPACKED OF HOPE.

Soil Mechanics: 2.5 (sana 2)
Ethics: 2.25 (sana 1.5)
Structural Theory 2: 2.75 (pwede bang 2.25? o 2 na?)
Hydraulics: 2.5? (sana 2!)
Earthquake: 2 or 3 :p (sana maawa)
Highway: 2.5? (sanaaa 2!)

RAAAAAAAAAWR.


Please. NO FIRST BLOOD PLEASE! :))

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TRIP. Jay.

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10 Eheads-Questions for Jay

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shit. wow.

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final exam.

earthquake:
test I.define- flowlines, equipotential lines, flow net, gravity well, artesian well.

test II

A. FIND dry unit weight, void ratio, relative density. ang given dito, unit weight, moisture content pati specific gravity.
B. eto yung Q=KiA lang. yung may dalawang ilog na magkaiba ng elevation. basta.

test III
A. Effective stress. may sand sa ibabaw ng clay. 5 meters yung sand, 5 meters din yung clay. tapos yung water table 2 meters below the ground surface.
B. eto yung find equivalent K. yung magkapatong na aquifer. confined at unconfined. parehas 35m/day yung K nila.

test IV
A.well. artesian well to ha. yung may aquiclude. hahanapin lang yung K.
B. EARTH DAM. direct sub.

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The Top Ten Things To Say To Someone Who Went Back Into A Bad Relationship

COPIED FROM MORNING RUSH:

(because I was totally hit)

The Top Ten Things To Say To Someone Who Went Back Into A Bad Relationship

March 27, 2009 → The Top Ten Things To Say To Someone Who Went Back Into A Bad Relationship – Maigensai

Crazypurple/Kid Bukid – “Ang pagkain, kapag isinuka mo na, kakainin mo pa ba ulit?”
SPY Shadow /Schivokanda – “Ang basurang itinapon, siguradong babalik sa ‘yo.”
Hellgirl – “Ang pagma-martyr, ginawa na ni Rizal, at ang ending, ayun, kamatayan.”
PigDoctor – “It’s only one of two things: True love…or brain damage.”
Specialist/Schneider – “Kaya mo binalikan kasi malaki no?”
Astroboy – “Para kang taong nahulog sa imburnal, umahon at naglinis, tapos tumalon ulit sa imburnal.”
Eggers – “Ang bilis mo naman makalimot.”
Sasha Purse – “Desperation is so unappealing.”
RC & Cess – “Tatawag na ko ng paramedics dahil sigurado, maya-maya, babalik kang sugatan.”
Maan – “Sige, balikan mo siya, pero wag kang babalik-balik sa akin para magreklamo sa bulok niyong relasyon.”
No name – “It’s sad that you’ve come to love this role, and all the drama that comes with it.”
Loi Pogi – “Kung gaano kaikli ang bird ng boyfriend mo, ganun naman kahaba ang pasensiya mo!”
Pulkped – “You are what you eat.”
Fiona – “Learn to differentiate a bump on the road, and the end of the road.”
MG – “It makes more sense to let go of things that hurt you.”
RC & Cess – “Ang baboy, kahit ilang beses mo linisin, putik pa rin ang hanap.”
Purple – (Oprah to Rihanna) “He. Will. Hurt. You. Again.”
Eien17 – “It’s not a matter of IF he’ll hurt you again, it’s WHEN.”
Vi – “I guess black and blue are your best colors…”
Blair – “You’ve gotten so used to misery that happiness now scares you.”
Loi Pogi/FPJ – “Etong mag-asawang sampal: PEK! PEK!”

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