SPOILED BRAT

The Top Signs That You’re A Spoiled Brat – Astroboy

1. Morticia – My mom would carry me whenever there’s a flood in our area…even when I was in college already.
   
2. Pretty_Kitty – While ordering, the cashier kept suggesting food I should get. I told her: “If I wanted them, then I’d order them.”
   
3. Robjo – When my friend was younger, she’d draw a circle on the ground and tell her yaya: “Diyan ka lang, wag kang lalabassa circle!” Sad part was, the yayas would do it. That’s why they had new yayas every 2 months.
   
4. Binbin – Everytime my mom would say no, I’d go to my dad and he’d say yes.
   
5. Kesibi – When I was young I used to force our maid to eat cat food. I wanted to make sure it was safe to feed our cat.
   
6. Morgan – I know a girl who drugged her boy barkada half her age to get herself pregnant.
   
7. Louise – After my husband comes home tired after working all day, I ask him to massage my back…because it’s sore after lying down all day.
   
8. Sherry25 – When my sister and I want something from our parents, we ask our brother to ask them. They always say no to us, but always say yes to him.
   
9. No name – Whenever I scold my 6-year-old son, he tells me: “Sige, isusumbong kita sa tatay mo!”
   
10. Cheezee – Whenever my friend fights with her mom, she maxes out her mom’s credit card.
    
11. Edric – My friend is a flight attendant so she bought a house and left her son with her parents. Whenever her son gets mad, he tells his own grandparents: “Get out of my house!”
    
12. Kurengkeng – When I’m irritable on a weekend, my husband would go: “Haaay…ang sarap mag-malling!” Then he’d bring me to my favorite boutique and insist I buy that blouse that I’d be eyeing even if we don’t really have a budget for it.
    
13. Gracia – I know of a mom whose daughter doesn’t go to school, just because she doesn’t want to! Ironically, this mom is a DepEd official.
    
14. Frederique – I know of a 48-year-old ex-military man who never flushes the toilet. Instead, his wife flushes after he’s done doing #1 or #2 wherever they are. We call him Flush Gordon.
    
15. Jorik – I would bang the door, wet myself and cry for hours until my parents gave me what I wanted.
    
16. Candies – If everytime you see someone laughing, you go: “Shut up, bitch.”
    
17. Tipsy – We have an officemate we stopped going out with, because she would absentmindedly hand us her mineral water, bag, or wallet, as if we were her yayas.
    
18. Dennis – My daughter asked for a mini-notebook because her brand new 13-inch laptop is “too heavy”.
    
19. No name – I’ve been married to my husband for 25 years, but I never said “I’m sorry” to my husband, not even once, even if I’m at fault.
    
20. Smiles_a_lot – I had a schoolmate who demanded her parents fly her whole class and all her friends to Boracay for her debut.
    
21. Espeks – I grew up mapili sa pagkain. Whenever I’d visit my then girlfiend’s house, my future in-laws would ask me first if I’d eat what they were planning to cook. If not, they’d cook something else.
    
22. Ais – My brother gets paid for every passing grade he got in school.
    
23. Loipogi – Spoiled brat yung biyenan ng friend ko. Every 15th and 30th, she always visits their house & expects something from the couple.
    
24. Siren – I never experience color-coding because everyone in the house adjusts to my schedule so that I’d always have a car to use.
    
25. Mama Aphaj – We all live in the North, but everytime we have a get-together, we meet up somewhere in the South because of one spoiled barkada who lives in Alabang.
    
26. Mama Aphaj – My dad is 55, I’m 37, working, married with 3 kids. But I still get an allowance from him.
    
27. Maomao – I don’t want to admit that I’m a spoiled brat, but one time my mom told me: “Anak, wala ka na bang iuutos? Matutulog na kasi ko eh.”