The Top Ten Things To Say If An Obviously Gay Guy Says: “Girl, I’m Straight!"

Chico and Del's TOP TEN.. a way to start a good day :)

GOOD MORNING.

1. Bobidax – “Ah…at ang email mo ay gay@indenial.com?”
2. Bobidax – “Straight-in mong mukha mo!”
3. Evilpupil – “Keribells lang yan, beki!”
4. Loipogi – “Oo nga, straight ka…straight to hell!”
5. Automatic Allan/Boknoi – “Derecho? Baka derecho sa gay bar!”
6. Ken – “Straight-acting nga, hindi ka papasa…STRAIGHT pa?!?”
7. SC – “Alam ba ‘to ng boyfriend mo?”
8. Dru – “If that’s the case then maybe you should stop saying stuff like: ‘Parurusahan kita sa ngalan ng buwan!’”
9. Babyburn – “Eh bakit ka nagle-leave tuwing araw ng Miss Universe?”
10. Ken – “Talaga? May straight palang bottom?”
11. Malditamanika – “Sige nga, kung straight ka, i-kiss mo ko sa lips.”
12. Moncher – “Yeah, straight and stiff when a hunk walks by…”
13. SC – “Ang tanong: mamayang gabi kaya, straight ka pa din?”
14. Dominic of Pasig/Feb15 – “Straight? O straight guy ang hanap?”
15. TwistedSaint – “Mommy, si Daddy o!”
16. University Lad – “Bongga, best actress!”
17. TReiz – “Sige friend, susuportahan kita…”
18. Pharmacoid – “Sakalin kita ng scarf mo eh!”
19. Bernadette – “Weh?”
20. RC & Cess – “Trulalu at walang eklavu?”
21. Hopeless Jec/Khitz_joma – “You go, girl!”
22. SC – “Eh di magpakulot ka!”
23. Dru – “Pag di ka tumigil, tatawag ako sa ABS-CBN at ire-report kita sa Bantay Bakla!”