to gladden you.

from chico garcia. :)

April 2, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You’re Cheap – Joeshred

Smiles-a-lot – You are cheap if each time you’re horny you go to those theaters showing two films and get some sexy time there.
Joeshred – The last time you bought a girl a drink, you had to add water, sugar and ice.
Twylyt – If you didn’t pay your share during a dinner for your dad because, “Hindi ako nabusog.”
RC & Cess – A friend once went to Starbucks, not to buy coffee, but to ask for hot water and skimmed milk. Tapos dun pa sa loob mismo nagtimpla ng instant coffee sa sachet.
Gooey Kablooey – I know someone who goes to the expensive stores in Greenbelt 5 just to see which fakes she’ll buy in Divisoria.
Joeshred – You buy 2-ply tissue paper and separate it so it goes twice as far.
Hellgirl – Kung ikaw mismo ang gumagawa ng chismis tungkol sa yo na ikakalat ng mga kapitbahay mo.
Hakunamatata – Kapag ang lipgloss mo ay ang mantika ng adobong kinain mo.
Chill – If all your clothes are genuine branded clothes, but they all look fake on you.
Acer – I never send Xmas or New Year texts. I just wait for someone to text me first, then I simply reply: “Same to you!”
Maximo – Kapag pumapatol ka sa mga 40-year-old na pokpok na nag-aalok ng, “kahit pangkape lang…”
Mr. Perk – I know someone who skips breakfast and lunch if he’s eating a buffet dinner para daw mas sulit.
Charmville – I know a family who displays on a shelf boxes and boxes of perfumes, liquors, etc., but if you check them, each one is empty.
Sasha Purse – If you say stuff like: “Sosyal ako, tae ka!”
No name – We had a teacher in HS who’d ask us to bring sampaguita everyday so she could rub the flowers on her skin as perfume.
Oscardelah0pia – If hinuhugasan mo ang c0nd0m na ginamit mo para magamit mo ulit next time.
Gracia – If you never order coffee, but you always ask whoever you’re with, “Akin nalang yung refill ha?”
Ynaki – You go on a first date and you pay the waiter with GC’s.
Boknoi – An officemate of mine attended a wedding where “S.R.” (a petite female singer who was a product of a singing contest) was a guest performer at the reception. After singing a couple of songs, she plugged her album. No big deal right? But the guests were surprised when, out of nowhere, she opened a box full of her CD’s and literally sold her album at the reception!
Coolproof – True story: a millionaire lives in a squatters area in Tondo and requires his wife to use only one sanitary napkin per day during her period.
Pitugo – I have an officemate who keeps the same toothpick in his wallet and uses it everytime we eat out.
Brandon – When your date looks at the restaurant bill, then you, then back to the bill.
Flying G – We were drinking at a bar and didn’t have money for pulutan. When the people at the table beside us left, we took their popcorn.
Pipit - Cheap ka kung pinapalitan mo ang mga luma mong lipsticks sa mga tester sa cosmetics counter.
No name – While eating at a resto in G4, my date took out a hardboiled egg from her purse and gave it to me saying: “Pinagluto kita…” Sweet, but cheap.
Camilla Rosa – In HS, my classmate fished out coins from a wishing fountain and used it as her jeepney fare.
Jackie - Our Vice-President’s Valentine’s gift to his wife? A cake he received from a client.
Elka – I know of a person who doesn’t turn on the bathroom light to save on electricity bills and just leaves the door slightly open to let some light in, so you can almost see her peeing or pooping when she’s inside.
C.VanillaBen – Yung mga mukhang madungis pero blonde ang buhok.
Maynman - Star baseball player in the US earns about $10 million per year, but is reputed to collect the used soap of his teammates after the game to be brought to his house.
Billog – My dentist is also my sister. She’s cheap because when I’m her patient, she doesn’t use gloves, kasi ako lang naman daw.
Gorgeous Bitch – My boss goes on an expensive trip to Europe but brings a box of instant coffee as his baon, kasi mahal daw kape dun.
Patrick M. – You play badminton regularly but you never bring shuttlecocks.
TDL – You’re cheap if you remove your clothes in front of a webcam in exchange for a load. (Chico: Yuck, people do this? Which website? Hahaha!)