The Top Ten Fight Quotes

March 31, 2009 → The Top Ten Fight Quotes – RC & Cess

Ellen – “Mas makakapal pa sa mukha mo cheap foundation mo!”
PurpleRose – “You think I’m a bitch? I already know that!”
No name – (a scene from a telenovela) Coco: “Sabi ng mga tao, pokpok ka!” Cherry Pie: “Epal!”
Toki – (I went back to the store where I bought rice that turned out cold and dikit-dikit na and threw the rice at the lady) “Ang binili ko kanin, hindi puto! tignan mo, nag-boncs pa sa mukha mo!”
No name – A lady was looking for a parking slot in a full parking lot. As soon as she saw one and was about to move in, suddenly a guy in another car sped up and took the space. As he was leaving, the guy said “it pays to be fast” The woman backed up her car a bit, then went on to crash into the guy’s car. She went down and said “it pays to be rich…”
Fermat’s Last Theorem – From Magic: the Gathering: “Change your mind…or I will change it for you.”
Genovia – (A city girl went to a remote barrio and asked for water) Girl: “Where ba galing yung water?” Matanda: “Sa ilog.” Girl: “Yuckers! You mean, drini-drink niyo po yan?” Matanda: “Duh! Bakit, sa city ba chinu-chew niyo?”
Oscar dela Hopia – Mom: “Ayusin mo kama mo!” Anak: “Nay, bakit pa? Eh magugulo din naman yan ulit. Para lang akong nagmahal tapos masasaktan lang muli!”
Oscar dela Hopia – “I’m not a snob, I’m just just ignoring you.”
John Rich – (In a heated HS Debate Class) Guy 1: “Why should I?” Guy 2: “YOU SHOULD I!”
a.i.d. – Elephant: “Kadiri ka, may boobs ka sa likod!” Camel: “Mas kadiri ka, my titi ka sa face!”
Starfish – Girl: “Are you stalking me?” Guy: “Hello, I’m not stalking to you! You’re da one nga stalking to me!”
Frederique – Letter of a classmate to the boy she secretly had a crush on: “Dear Nathan, excuse me! Wala akong crush sa yo! In fact, I hate you! Love, Feliza.”
Genovia – (on a jeepney) Girl: “Manong, di pa ba tayo aalis?” Driver: “Wala pang laman eh.” Girl: “Eh anong tawag niyo sa kin, sabaw?”
Afterglow – Robbie Williams: “You shouldn’t start a fight with ugly people, they’ve got nothing to lose.”
Famous Marcus – A disgruntled customer came in shouting her complaints. Customer Rel. Officer: “Ma’am, wag niyo ko sigawan, di niyo ko asawa!”
Astroboy – Manliligaw: “Prangkahin mo nga kao, sasagutin mo ba ko o hindi?” Girl: “Hindi.” Manliligaw: “Ang prangka mo naman…”
Marissa – When mom asked her son to fix his bed, he said: “Why fix it when it’ll be messed up again later?” When dinnertime came, there was no food. Son asked why, and his mom said: “Why feed you when you’ll go hungry again later?” The boy went up and fixed his bed.
Boknoi – Wife: “Walanghiya ka!” Husband: “Mas walanghiya ka!” Wife: “Pangit!” Husband: “Mas pangit ka!” Wife: “Siraulo!” Husband: “Mas siraulo ka!” Wife: “Supot!” Husband: “Yun nga lang…”
Ang Manunusok – Pulis: “Sumuko na kayo!” Kriminal: “Susuko lang kami kung mase-spell mo yung salitang ceasefire!” Pulis: “C…E…uhm…tuloy ang labannn!!!”
RC & Cess – Guy: “Wag mo kong dudurin!” Girl: “Bakit?” Guy: “Kasi di mo ko palamunin!” Girl: “Puwes, wag mo kong sisigawan!” Guy: “Bakit?” Girl: “Kasi nasa library tayo…”
Bluetopaz – Text exchange between me and my husband’s mistress. Me: “You’re a whore! Pumapatol sa asawa ko!” Mistress: “Sino bang asawa mo?” Me: “Bakit, ilan ba ang asawang nilalandi mo?” Mistress: “Kung sino man ang asawa mo, siya ang awayin mo, wag ako!”
Astrboy – Boyfriend: “Whisper to me those three words that will light my fire…: Girlfriend: “Go. To. Hell.”
Ang Manunusok – Intern: “Do you know who who’re talking to, you sonofabitch?” Doctor: “No.” Intern: “Whew! Buti nalang…”
John Rich – From a Pinoy action movie: “Bumili ka na ng salbabida mo…dahil lulutang ka sa SARILI MONG DUGO!!!”
Arch.Pao – Away ng prutas. An0ng sinabi ni apple nung tumingin sa kanya si pinya? Apple: “Ikaw, anong tinitingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin mo diyan?”
RVincent – Imelda Marcos: “They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God all they found were shoes…beautiful shoes.”
Benjamin Buttones – “Nakatikim ka na ba ng mag-asawang sampal sa alas dose ng umaga? Puwes magkita tayo bukas, may panty ka man o wala.”
RC & Cess – Bulag: “Ba’t ang sama mo makatingin? Suntukan nalang!” Duling: “Ayoko nga, pagtulungan niyo pa ko!”